[2021 INSANE METHOD] How to get a girlfriend (Or atleast know how to)

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Don't leech! This is an INSANE method!







Sup faggots* or haggots, (hilarious)

You wanna know how to get a girlfriend? Well you thought this thread was a joke right? Well, you're wrong. This is a genuine method on how to get a girlfriend and how to stop being a virgin.

This will cover 2 types, irl girlfriends and e-girls. Before we begin I must let you know, this isn't guaranteed to work. Looks aren't everything but if you never make any effort to make yourself look good (losing weight, washing your face, brushing your hair) then you won't get far. Even if you legit look like Fogell from Superbad, you can still find someone.



Now this is genuinely a semi serious guide, this is info on a long time gf, not someone to fuck and dip on. Manipulating girls for sex is fucked and if you do it, don't be surprised when your name has a bad rep irl. Use this guide genuinely. Okay let's go!



E-Girls



- Word of warning -

Okay, so let's cover "e-girls" or "e-dating" or in general just long distance relationships. Firstly, if you do get into a "e-relationship" remember the risks. You could be speaking to a indian guy who's 33, obese, has a wife and a kid but wants to make ends meat by scamming vulnerable people who are desperate for love and shit. If you find someone who's overseas for any reason (military, work etc.) be 10000000000000x more vigilant towards trusting them. This is a super common way of scamming people and if you fall for a scam like this, no offense you should've seen the signs. Don't allow yourself to become a victim to this shit, if they can't explain a good reason for suspicious stuff or get offended at you for wondering why they're "at war" in a country not even at war then you're probably dealing with a scammer. TinEye can help, but if they follow private Instagram accounts it's harder to easily find a fake image. Just be smart guys...



- How to find people online to date -

Now, this is a hard one. You can use Tinder and other dating apps, but if you're into gaming and shit you might aswell use Discord since 99% of people who play games use Discord. Now, finding someone who is 1, a girl and 2, has similar interests to you online is like a 0.001% chance let's be honest. This is why I don't personally suggest using this tutorial to find egirls. People have genuinely found egirls and now live with them and are in a happy relationship, but because it's online there's less punishment for stupid shit like cheating and stuff, and because of "stranger danger" it's easier to not trust somebody. Honestly, it's near impossible to give advice how to find people online to date, because it's random as shit whether you will find someone who will even be willing to date you online. Just don't be a fucking weirdo and date a 14yo when you're 20 or some creepy pedo shit. Just speak to every girl you meet online and try to get to know them, and if anything, you should be somewhat desperate. If you're dating someone online it shows you're desperate for love and that's not a bad thing, just realise you won't really be getting the attention of super hot people, but if you want a genuine relationship, looks won't matter nearly as much as they do in your highschool days.



- How to ask someone out -

Now, how to ask someone out online and irl is COMPLETELY different. I'm a turbo virgin loser so I've done both and I can tell you, it's not super easy to do online, especially if you've been planning on asking them out for a while and genuinely give a shit about them. One thing I've done a few times is "accidentally" told them. This means something like you somehow say you like them or something. If you're good at reading peoples emotions over text (Like how if someone says "hey" compared to "hey..." you can tell they might not be feeling super happy) then you can tell if they are even remotely interested (voice chat is obviously easier but I imagine if you're speaking to girls to date online you aren't a super social person) If they aren't interested, don't just stop speaking to them. I've been straight up told "No, never" by people and we're good friends, you could get a genuine good friendship out of the people you once were trying to date, remember that. More friends the better. There's a million ways to ask a girl out, but you do it however you think is right. If you wanna be all awkward about it, go ahead, some girls are into that. Maybe even slightly flirt with them, see if they respond with a "oh yeah haha" or flirt back, you never know. BUT protect yourself, some girls legit use guys for entertainment and attention, don't be one of those guys who just gets blocked when she gets bored. Don't fall in love with someone you aren't even dating.



- The end of the egirl/ld/online section -

That's the wonderful thing about love and shit, you can't really guide people completely, you can give people pointers but I can only take you so far. I know if you're at the stage of edating you're pretty desperate but remember, you need to fall into love with someone who has similar interests as you, and if you're desperate maybe they're too. Don't beat yourself up champ, you'll get someone eventually





Real life girls



- It's so easy to get fucked... -

No, I don't mean sex fucked, I mean emotionally fucked. When you chase someone irl you know them personally, you speak to them (probably daily) and if you chase someone who manipulates you, you can get really fucking emotionally hurt by them. Remember this, music. Music has helped a shit ton of people get through depression, sadness and other shit in their life. If you get heartbroken, listen to some music, maybe even write a letter to them (that you'll never send them) just to get your emotions out. You may find it "cringy" but you're legit reading this guide, I'm pretty sure I'm your best friend for this shit at the moment. Just stay safe out there guys. And as I said in the egirl section, don't fall in love with someone you aren't even dating.



- Recognizing bad vibes -

Having doubts about someone isn't unusual, you're about to dedicate a ton of time to them and maybe even find a life partner in the process, so it's quite normal to be doubtful. However, if you have really bad vibes from the person or just know your personalities will clash a lot then you should find someone else to attempt at. You won't get anywhere with this person and they will genuinely get hurt and so will you. Bad vibes also means if you know what type of person they are is bad. I've chased a girl when I was 15 that went to parties, did drugs constantly and honestly, you may be into that shit, but I wasn't, and I realized I wasn't and stopped chasing her. It just happens, someone you've known your entire life, as a good person can turn out to be bad. I mean look at high rep Nulled members that have exited, shit happens. I'm not saying don't trust anyone because that shit makes you sound retarded but don't trust people to easily.



- How to find girls irl -

This is such a hard question to answer, because it depends on your circumstances. Let me give you some examples and some answers. If you're in school, the best place is school. If you're in work the best place is work, etc. You get the picture. However, if you're someone who's finished school, trying to find a job, don't really have a lot of friends and shit, you may think you're hopeless. No, you aren't hopeless, you're just not willing to step out of your comfort zone. You need to get out there, you might think "but where?" but you already know. Some examples can be clubs and stuff. When you go outside try to socialize with random people. If you find it awkward, make a joke out of it. Just don't mix with people you aren't comfortable with, you'll eventually mix with their friends, and then their friends and by then you'll probably already see a girl you find attractive. However, if going outside isn't your shit and stuff, then you should probably read the egirl section of this thread as it genuinely brushed over the possibilities of finding someone online. And remember, if you're a socially awkward loser (you shouldn't call yourself a loser champ) then remember there's like thousands of people online just like you.



- How to ask a girl out irl -

This is impossible to answer. It depends on you and them. Irl it's really fucking hard to guess how 2 people got together and how they asked each other out. It depends on personality, time of year, basically everything is a factor. The tips I can give are these. Firstly, recognize her feelings, don't just say "you wanna date?" say something like "Hey, I don't know if this is exactly what you want, but I need to get this of my chest. I have been having the best time with you the past few weeks and I genuinely can't get you out of my head. I would hate myself if I didn't atleast tell you this but I like you, like really like you. You're funny, you make me smile..." that's a simple way of saying it, but it should be customized based on who you are and who she is. Also don't be afraid to practice and speak to yourself when trying to sleep or something. I've been rejected once in my life, and I've always been the "outcast" and the guy you'd expect last to get a girlfriend, just have confidence and don't expect them to say yes.



- The end of the irl section -

Wrapping up the irl section, what I will say to you guys is remember to have confidence in yourself. You won't get anywhere being a sad loser who cries about their circumstances constantly. It's rough but true. You can vent (sus...) and shit but don't make your entire personality around how you're single, everyone hates that and it's just annoying. Don't beat yourself up champ, you'll get someone eventually



Some tips/advice

- Lower your standards, I had to do this when I got depressed and got a bit on the chubby side. You may need to do that too if you're not glamorous.

- Learn to accept when you're wrong. I myself have done dumb shit and haven't accepted responsibility for my "pride" or whatever, but that's fucking stupid, pride doesn't go to the grave, be honest with yourself.

- Don't fucking date someone that's dating someone (if you know) I don't even need to explain why this is retarded

- Don't date someone for a status symbol, only date someone if you genuinely want a relationship and care about them.



Finishing

Not all this advice is pefect, but it's some cool advice I guess, you can genuinely find people using this, just don't depend on this to find someone, this only touches on the starting points with how to get a gf, not everything can be taught in life, sometimes you just need to take a leap of faith.



Goodluck champ, I believe in you <3



* idc if you're gay or whatever I don't discriminate, also this could be used for guys I guess, but idk how guys work in that way or what 2 gay people want from each other so idk lmfao, gl tho.





Coming soon: Part 2 - How to maintain a relationship


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